January 3rd, 2006
The priest and the sailor
The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud “F***, missed!” each time he missed.
The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn’t take it anymore. “Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you.”
It didn’t make a difference; the sailor continued unabated. One stroke after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with “F***, missed!” Continue reading