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From Digital Common Sense

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.

Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result: all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now forget the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then the fifth. Continue on authors site…

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good …… Suddenly, there’s a loud shout “YOU Moth@#$%^, oh sh$$$t !!!!!”. Then a plane starts to shake and abrupt silence follows.
After a few minutes the intercom comes back up again and the pilot says:

“Dear passengers, sorry for the commotion. Everything is fine, the plane is OK and there were no problems with it. It was just a stewardess, who spilled a pot of hot coffee on my pants. If only you could see what a mess the front of my new white pants is…”

There’s a loud shout from the back of the plane:
“And if you could see what a mess the BACK OF MY PANTS IS …..”