Turbulence
The stewardess shouts:
“Everybody calm down now! It’s OK! It was just a little turbulence. Nothing serious. I said CALM DOWN NOW. Take a deep breath. Count to ten. RELAX. YOU, let go of the seat handle. And YOU, get back from the floor and into the seat. I SAID IT’s OK. The plain is flying, we are not going down. It was just a small turbulence. Once again, take a deep breath, count to ten, relax. RELAX, I said. Are you OK? Will you be able to fly the plane? Good…. now I can go and calm down the passengers.”