Cannabis on fire
A call to fire department:
“Hiii….guyys….You know, last year I planted some cannabis in my garden and it was noooo gooood….”
“Whom are you calling to, as@#$%ole! This is fire department, call the detox centre”, the fireman hangs up.
Fifteen minutes later another call:
“Hiiiii….guuuyys…. You know, this year… I alsoo… planted soome… cannabis… in my garden. And it was soooooo goooood…..”
“Don’t call here, you m@#$%#er! This is a fire department!”, and hangs up again. Another fifteen minutes later the phone call again:
“Heey guuuys….pleeeaase don’t hang up. The thing I’m calling about….eerr… soo, the thing I’m calling abouuut…it’s… errrrr, it’s my neighbor’s house….errrr… it’s on fire… Soooo, when you come here, pleease…. don’t ruin my garden….”