Joke: The rain and the sinner
Young man comes to a priest:
“Bless me father, for I have sinned”
“Yes, my son?”
”One day a came to visit my friend. He wasn’t there, only his wife. It started raining and I did not have an umbrella. His wife suggested that I stay there. I stayed and sinned with my friend’s wife.”
“O yes, my son. That is a sin, but I forgive you. Sin no more”
“That’s not all! …One day I came to visit my in-laws. My farther-in-law was not there. It started raining and my mother-in-law suggested that I stay for a while. I stayed and sinned with her…”
“Yes, that is a big sin, my son. But I see that you regret it, so I forgive you.”
“Oh, farther, that is also not all my sins. The next time I visited my in-laws, my mother-in-law was not there. It started raining and my farther-in-law suggested that I stay. I stayed and sinned with him…”
“My son!… Do you have an umbrella now?”
“No!?”
“Then God bless you and get out of here NOW! The rain is coming…”