Joke: Easy wishes
A ship sails through the sea. A young bosuns mate on a night watch has nothing to do and decides to catch some fish. After about an hour he suddenly catches a gold fish.
“Young man, please let me go and I will grant you one wish”
The man thinks for a while and can not make up his mind.
“I’m pretty happy now and I can not think of any wishes. Well, I have this wonderful boss. I want to show him, how grateful I am for everything he’s done to me. Just grant him his very first wish in the morning”, and he lets the gold fish go.
That night the bosun had too much to drink. The next morning he wakes up with a terrible hangover. When he gets to the deck he feels very sick and moody. The sun is shining brightly, right into his eyes and his head begins to hurt.
“Blow me… what a night…”, he swears silently under his nose. And adds:
“With a big fat stick full of nails…”