Taming methods
A guy got a parrot as a Christmas present from his friends. A big one – expensive and beautiful. However, from the day one the parrot started swearing:
“You mot%$%fu%$ing as%$#^ole, and you mother &^&^%&*& and your son ^$&^$&^ and your daughter ^*$*%$*&….”, and so on and so forth.
This lasted for several days. The guy tried to reason with the parrot, talked to him nice, gave good food, but nothing helped. Finally he couldn’t take it anymore and put it into the fridge. For the first ten minutes the swearing got even lauder, there was a lot of banging and wailing. But after ten minutes the silence followed. He opens the door and the parrot says quietly from the fridge:
“I’m so sorry. I was wrong. You, your mother, son and daughter are wonderful people. It was my mistake. Please forgive me.”
“Eh, let the bygones be bygones. It’s ok. Forget it.”
The parrot even more quietly:
“Listen, and the chick in the fridge…. what did she do to you?”