Joke: Busy little people
Little boy answers the phone and whispers quietly:
“Heelloo..?â€
“Hi , Pete, can I talk to your dad?â€
“Noo..â€
“Why not?â€
“He’s busy.â€
“Ok. Can I talk to your mum?â€
“Noo…â€
“Why?â€
“She’s busy, too…â€
“And you granddad?â€
“He’s busy…â€
“Grandmother?!â€
“Busy…â€
“Pete, you sound strange. Should I call emergency services?â€
“Noo… They are here, already…â€
“Can I talk to them?â€
“Nooo…â€
“What?â€
“They are busy too…â€
“Pete, should I call the police?â€
“No. No police. They are here also…â€
“WHAT ARE THEY ALL DOING THERE?!!!!â€
“Looking for me….â€