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During the first flight to the moon Neil Armstrong said his famous phrase:

„A small step for a man, a great leap for humanity.“

And added silently:

„Good luck, mister Gorsky.“

After he came home, everybody kept asking what he meant. But Armstrong kept silent. For ten years the question came up in every interview. He never gave an answer. After ten years, the standard question came up during press conference. „Who is mister Gorsky?“. But this time Armstrong said:

„Mr. Gorsky passed away recently, so I feel I owe you an explanation. He was my neighbor once. When we were kids, we were playing a lot of baseball. I hit a ball very hard once and it landed in our neighbors yard. I went to get the ball and heard Mrs. Gorsky shout:

“Oral sex!!! You want oral sex!!!! No way!!! You will get oral sex when our neighbors kid walks on the moon!!!!”