Joke: Student romance
Three students were sharing a room in a dorm. One day one of the friends said:
“Guys, could you go for a walk for a few hours? I’ve got a new girlfriend and she’s coming over tonight.”
No problem. They went out and returned next morning.
“So?” they asked.
“Three times…”, a friend answered with a wide grin.
“And she?”, ecstatic,” his grin grew even wider.
After a week, he asked to leave him a room again. In the morning his friends returned: “So?”
“Five times.”
“And she?”
“Ecstatic…”
The same situation next week. But when the friends got back in the morning their room looked like after a hurricane. All the beds turned upside down. Table broken, glasses shattered.
“So?”, they ask.
“TEN TIMES!!!!” came an angry shout.
“And she?”
“SHE DIDN’T COME!!!!!”