February 5th, 2006
Joke: With a little help
A lady in a very tight dress tries to get onto the bus. The first step is rather high and the dress is too tight, so she’s having problems. She puts her hands behind her and tries to unzip her skirt some. No success. She tries again, the same. And again, and again.
Suddenly a man standing behind puts his hands around her, lifts and puts her onto the bus.
“How dare you!!” shouts an angry woman.
“I’m sorry, mam. But when you unzipped my pants for the third time, I thought that we were more then just friends…”