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Strange creature, my girlfriend. She has this natural female motherly instinct to pass on her genome, raise kids and protect her siblings from all the perils in the world, whatever it takes. She says women inherited it from their distant animal relatives. She mentions this instinct whenever she can.
But she tends to beat the crap out of me, whenever I try to mention my perfectly natural instinct, which I inherited from my distant animal relatives – to assure survival of my genome line by spreading my semen among the widest possible sample of promising female candidates…