Joke: Poor lovers
Two girls met after not seeing each other for several years. One of them got married in the meantime. Now they are talking about their life. Married one says:
“You know, I have a great life My husband travels a lot, but I’m not bored. When I’m alone, I invite a guy to my place. He brings champagne, flowers and a lot of presents. We usually have a very nice evening and a lot of fun. And I have this button under my bed. When things start to get serious and we are in bed, I press the button and the doorbell rings. I shout scared – “My husband is back early!” The guy quickly gets out through the window and I keep all the goodies.”
They laughed about it some and left. The other girl thinks : “Hmm.. great idea I should try that.”
Half a year later they meet again. One says:
“You know, I tried to implement your idea at my place.”
“Did it work?”
“Sort of… I installed the button and invited a guy. He came with flowers, presents and champagne. We had a very romantic evening. I had a great time. When things started getting real hot, I pressed the button and exclaimed “My husband’s home early!”. And what do you know, the guy gets paralyzed instantly. He’s lying on my bed for three months now. Yesterday he even said his first four words…
“Wow. And what words did he say?”
“WHERE’S YOUR HUSBAND, BITCH!…”
