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World Wrestling match starts and there are two wrestlers. One of them is very big and bulky, the other one is lean and fast. The coach of the lean wrestler advices:
“Move fast. Wear him out. And be sure not to get too close, so he can grab you. He’s too strong and if you get in his hands he will twist and mangle you and you will be happy to stay alive!”
The first round starts and the big one catches the lean wrestler in the fist minute and starts his act.
The coach spits, turns around and walks away disgusted, afraid to look at what’s happening in the ring.
Suddenly there’s a huge uproar in the crowd He turns around and sees that the lean wrestler is running victory rounds around the ring and the big one lying on the ground unconscious
“How did you do that?!!! When I last saw you were in the hopeless position”
“Well, coach. Like you warned, it got pretty bad when he got me. But when he was twisting me around, I saw a couple of balls dangling. There was nothing else I could do, so I bit hard into them.”
“And?..”
“You know, coach, I had no idea what a man is capable of when he bits HIMSELF into the balls…”

SysAdmin is on trial for murder. The judge asks:
“So, why did you kill this innocent man?”
SysAdmin:
“Well, Your Honor, I was on vacation for a month. And when I got back, I saw that spam filters on server stopped working and the mailbox was full of spam. I spent 36 hours straight, sifting through it and deleting unwanted messages. After that I was walking home and this guy comes to me with a question: “Do you need penis enlargement?…..”