February 12th, 2006
Joke: Breeding Rabbits
Father rabbit teaches his son to breed:
”Look, son, we are small animals and there are a lot dangers around. So when you do it, you have to do it quick. See, here. I’ve got these four lady rabbits lined up. You go and do it fast. OneTwoThreeFour. See?”
“Yes, look dad. One…two…three…four”
“No, no, no! OneTwoThreeFour! Got it?”
“One..two..three..four”
“NO! OneTwoThreeFour!”
“One,two,three,four”
“That’s better. But still too slow. You have to do it like this – OneTwoThreeFour!”
“OneTwoThreeFourFive….Ooops, sorry dad!”
