Joke: Geek reproduction
“Father, how did I come into being”, asks son.
“Well, son, that’s a tricky question…But I guess you will find out sooner or later. So let’s get over with it now… I first talked to your mum in the Chat Room. Then we met in the Internet Café. There we went to Back Office where your mother wanted to Install some Software from my Joystick. But when we started the Installation process, we suddenly noticed that our Firewall was down and it was too late to press Cancel or ESC, because we have disabled the option “Do you want to cancel the installation process” in Admin Panel. Your mum’s Antivirus Software hasn’t been updated in weeks and missed the Blaster worm. Well, the SIP (Software Installation Process) went into the self Reinforcing Loop for the next nine months, when it finally produced some unexpected results…”